ITP: In honor of Shark Week...

[sharpmaskedman]

[If you've passed by the Bulletin Board today, you might have noticed a new posting:]

It's come to my attention--again--that a predator has been reported within Camp's boundaries. The creature's M.O. indicates that it's a familiar threat, and everyone should take care to keep your cabin doors locked and not to open them unless you know FOR CERTAIN

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[canhascow]

[...why is there a door in the side of the volcano]

-Oh, hello.

[cuebattlemusic]

Pizza delivery.

[canhascow]

My name is Temeraire, are you certain that you are meant to be delivering your package to me? I do not know what a pizza is.

[cuebattlemusic]

...

...

... pizza explanation. For Mrs... Dr... Baron Tremeraire.

[canhascow]

I am not a Mrs.! Even if you cannot see me through the door, I know for certain that my voice sounds masculine enough; male dragons and female dragons sound very different.

[cuebattlemusic]

[... a dragon. I'll be the toast of the water cooler if I bring this one in!]

Pizza explanation for assuredly male dragon.

[canhascow]

Hmph, you may begin your explanation of pizza.

[cuebattlemusic]

It... it helps if you open the door first.

There are visual aids.

[canhascow]

[peers at the door]

I cannot open the door without breaking it down; you may open it yourself if it is unlocked.

[cuebattlemusic]

...

...

I... don't have hands. Free. I don't have my hands free. From holding the visual aids.

[canhascow]

Put the visual aids down and then open the door.

[cuebattlemusic]

They're... in order.

[canhascow]

Then you need only place them down in order. But very well, if you are set to be so stubborn about it, I will remove the door for you.

[scrabbles around the edge of the door with talons... and tears it right off its hinges]

[cuebattlemusic]

[YOU HAVE BEEN EXCEPTIONALLY HELPFUL AND YOUR DEATH WILL BE SWIFT AND MESSY AND--

...

OH CRAP. I'M GONNA NEED A DUMP TRUCK.]

[canhascow]

-Oh, you had no visual aids at all.

[CHOMPS AT]

[cuebattlemusic]

[IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE. I AM A TERRIBLE PRESENTER AND--

... OW.]