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[touchurkeys]

[Up in the Mess Hall, where they are serving a tasteful Mystery Meat, there is a flyer on the bulletin board:

TODAY ONLY!!
FREE PIZZA AND PORN AT YOUR LOCAL NG RECORDS BUILDING!
LIMITED TIME OFFER, NOT VALID IN NEW HAMPSHIRE

. . . Do you investigate?]

[[All threads are assumed to be located on NG premises. Note otherwise, please. Passing out?]]

Comments

[galacticfairy]

What?

[touchurkeys]

Hmm? Nome-san?

[galacticfairy]

What sort of trash are you trying to pull?

[touchurkeys]

--What trash? I'm doing paperwork!

[driveyouhard]

[ooc: ilu]

Oh. We are?

[touchurkeys]

[[He needed a reason to melt down, really. :)]]

[looking up from paperwork] Seguchi-san?

[driveyouhard]

[totally standing in your room]

The new fliers we have up.

[touchurkeys]

[it's a free music room]

I thought a bit of advertising would help since there aren't many people coming for lessons. [waves to the empty room] I didn't think you'd need to approve them before they went up. . .

[reads_wingfic]

Hi there~

[touchurkeys]

. . .

No.

[reads_wingfic]

But it's an open house~ your adoring public wants to say hi!

[touchurkeys]

Yes, but it is not open for you.

[swornmyoaths]

[trying to read the sign]

Free...piezzza? Pisa?

[aneye4aneye]

It...it's a food. Do you want some?

[swornmyoaths]

Is it tasty?

[aneye4aneye]

It is. I'll get some for you, if you want?

[wellerthanthou]

What's wrong with New Hampshire?

[touchurkeys]

There is nothing wrong with it? . . . Why do you ask?

[wellerthanthou]

The offer isn't valid there. I was wondering why.

[touchurkeys]

. . . Likely because you're in Louisiana right now?