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[touchurkeys]

[Up in the Mess Hall, where they are serving a tasteful Mystery Meat, there is a flyer on the bulletin board:

TODAY ONLY!!
FREE PIZZA AND PORN AT YOUR LOCAL NG RECORDS BUILDING!
LIMITED TIME OFFER, NOT VALID IN NEW HAMPSHIRE

. . . Do you investigate?]

[[All threads are assumed to be located on NG premises. Note otherwise, please. Passing out?]]

Comments

[driveyouhard]

[ooc: ilu]

Oh. We are?

[touchurkeys]

[[He needed a reason to melt down, really. :)]]

[looking up from paperwork] Seguchi-san?

[driveyouhard]

[totally standing in your room]

The new fliers we have up.

[touchurkeys]

[it's a free music room]

I thought a bit of advertising would help since there aren't many people coming for lessons. [waves to the empty room] I didn't think you'd need to approve them before they went up. . .

[driveyouhard]

No, advertising is always good. There's been a definite lull.

[touchurkeys]

Then. . .

[driveyouhard]

The choice of enticements might be questionable though.

[touchurkeys]

It might be a little exaggerated, but as long as there is some truth in advertising. It's nothing you haven't done before.

[driveyouhard]

I could have sworn I stopped the release of those yaoi doujinshi on our artists...

[touchurkeys]

Let's not talk about that. Ever. Again.

[driveyouhard]

You looked very cute in some of them if I remember. I still have a first print copy of all of them.

But advertising this, well. It could be questionable since we're not planning on expanding to that area of the industry.

[touchurkeys]

[PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE "WHAT THE FUCK"]

[driveyouhard]

Here.

[placing a copy of the flier on top of Suguru's music]

[touchurkeys]

[. . .

looking down]

[touchurkeys]

W-What is this?!

And what about the-- Never mind! Where did you get this?!

[driveyouhard]

There's a few in the mess hall, library and apparently every stall of the men's restroom.