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[touchurkeys]

[Up in the Mess Hall, where they are serving a tasteful Mystery Meat, there is a flyer on the bulletin board:

TODAY ONLY!!
FREE PIZZA AND PORN AT YOUR LOCAL NG RECORDS BUILDING!
LIMITED TIME OFFER, NOT VALID IN NEW HAMPSHIRE

. . . Do you investigate?]

[[All threads are assumed to be located on NG premises. Note otherwise, please. Passing out?]]

Comments

[galacticfairy]

What?

[touchurkeys]

Hmm? Nome-san?

[galacticfairy]

What sort of trash are you trying to pull?

[touchurkeys]

--What trash? I'm doing paperwork!

[galacticfairy]

Pizza and pornography?

[touchurkeys]

. . . Paper work and music lessons. What are you talking about?

[galacticfairy]

[shoving a copy of the flier IN YOUR FACE]

[touchurkeys]

Yes! I made them since we haven't been having many people come fo--

[touchurkeys]

[READING]

[touchurkeys]

. . .

[touchurkeys]

I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!!

[galacticfairy]

You admitted it just now!

[touchurkeys]

I printed out fliers for music lessons! To garner some interest! NOT THIS!!

[galacticfairy]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions!

[touchurkeys]

Why are you quoting idioms at me?! Where did you get that from!

[galacticfairy]

You put it up; you should know.