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[touchurkeys]

[Up in the Mess Hall, where they are serving a tasteful Mystery Meat, there is a flyer on the bulletin board:

TODAY ONLY!!
FREE PIZZA AND PORN AT YOUR LOCAL NG RECORDS BUILDING!
LIMITED TIME OFFER, NOT VALID IN NEW HAMPSHIRE

. . . Do you investigate?]

[[All threads are assumed to be located on NG premises. Note otherwise, please. Passing out?]]

Comments

[reads_wingfic]

Hi there~

[touchurkeys]

. . .

No.

[reads_wingfic]

But it's an open house~ your adoring public wants to say hi!

[touchurkeys]

Yes, but it is not open for you.

[reads_wingfic]

Really~? [Looking at a flier]

Oh, but it didn't say that! Are you sure, Suguru-kun?

[touchurkeys]

I know I didn't put that on there, but I'm telling you now!

[reads_wingfic]

Suguru-kun, you're so shy~ it's just adorable! ♥

[touchurkeys]

It is not adorable! And I am not shy! I am trying to figure out how to get a restraining order against you!

[reads_wingfic]

So tsundere~

[touchurkeys]

I don't even know what that means! Get out!!

[reads_wingfic]

It means a hard, crunchy outer shell with a soft, creamy inner filling! ♥

[touchurkeys]

Don't refer to me as candy!

[reads_wingfic]

You'd be such a pretty candy~

[touchurkeys]

. . . Don't hit on me. Please.

[reads_wingfic]

Oh, my, do I really seem young enough to do that? Such a charmer! ♥

[touchurkeys]

[FILLING HIS PAPERS TOGETHER ALL NICELY LIKE retreat retreat]