[ITP: a feast! outside Boys 14.]

[stickynoteninja]

[out back behind Boys Cabin 14, in the middle of a snow-free patch is a long table with many places set for a meal. There is, of course, a feast laid out among the plates and cutlery.

And a big flashing sign that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUKIMI-PAPA, CAMP'S OFFICIAL NON-PEDOPHILIC COLLECTOR OF CHILDREN]

....You gotta be fucking kidding me.

((ooc

Comments

[recreational]

Hmm.

I believe your title is a little inaccurate.

[stickynoteninja]

Excuse me?

[recreational]

You don't understand? Your types are always so slow.

[stickynoteninja]

Oi, I didn't pick that! I don't need your stupid commentary on something the damn CAMP came up with.

[necessaryevil]

...

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[stickynoteninja]

... What.

[necessaryevil]

The sign is excessive.

[stickynoteninja]

Agreed.

[ninjaofthenet]

"Collector of children"? What's that mean?

[stickynoteninja]

Hell if I know! I didn't pick the damn job!

[ninjaofthenet]

It's a weird job. But then, I guess most camp jobs are like that, aren't they?

[stickynoteninja]

Hell if I know, I don't go asking what others' jobs are.

[hakabana]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY~! SE~N~PAI~

[stickynoteninja]

You're too happy about this.

[rubs the back of his neck before adding quietly] ...Thanks.

[hakabana]

It's senpai's birthday! Besides.

[hakabana]

Your job still cracks me up!

[anoathforgotten]

[Is part Disney, refuses to know the meaning of the word.]

Oh - happy birthday!

[placeholderish due to work]

[stickynoteninja]

[uh. random person]

... Thanks?

[anoathforgotten]

How many years?

[stickynoteninja]

28.