[ITP: a feast! outside Boys 14.]

[stickynoteninja]

[out back behind Boys Cabin 14, in the middle of a snow-free patch is a long table with many places set for a meal. There is, of course, a feast laid out among the plates and cutlery.

And a big flashing sign that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUKIMI-PAPA, CAMP'S OFFICIAL NON-PEDOPHILIC COLLECTOR OF CHILDREN]

....You gotta be fucking kidding me.

((ooc

Comments

[anoathforgotten]

[Is part Disney, refuses to know the meaning of the word.]

Oh - happy birthday!

[placeholderish due to work]

[stickynoteninja]

[uh. random person]

... Thanks?

[anoathforgotten]

How many years?

[stickynoteninja]

28.

[anoathforgotten]

Congratulations!

... You collect children?

[stickynoteninja]

...No. I don't. Looked after some brats in my squad back home but that's it.

[anoathforgotten]

That sounds pretty nice of you.

[stickynoteninja]

There's no 'nice' about it. It was my job, and if keeping them in line helped the missions succeed, I might as well.

[shrugs]

[anoathforgotten]

Oh... so I guess they're not the ones throwing you this party.

[stickynoteninja]

...

[can see Raikou being the one to set this up, sadly.]

It was Camp. I didn't tell no one my job title.

[anoathforgotten]

It is an odd title. Perhaps you should request a change.

[stickynoteninja]

It's Camp, kiddo. Who the hell would approve a change? This place exists to annoy everyone.

[queenofprinnies]

Uh... Namine..?

[anoathforgotten]

Etna! Yes?

[queenofprinnies]

USUALLY, when you see that word... *points to the appropriate one* that's a cue to get away from any guys in the area.

[anoathforgotten]

Ah, so it's bad, then? But it says "non-", so maybe it's fine. He doesn't seem too bad.