[ITP: a feast! outside Boys 14.]

[stickynoteninja]

[out back behind Boys Cabin 14, in the middle of a snow-free patch is a long table with many places set for a meal. There is, of course, a feast laid out among the plates and cutlery.

And a big flashing sign that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUKIMI-PAPA, CAMP'S OFFICIAL NON-PEDOPHILIC COLLECTOR OF CHILDREN]

....You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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[necessaryevil]

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[stickynoteninja]

... What.

[necessaryevil]

The sign is excessive.

[stickynoteninja]

Agreed.

[necessaryevil]

*brb being tackled by a samurai girl*

[stickynoteninja]

[go right ahead, at least I'm not the one being tackled]

[necessaryevil]

*the Shimizu are very friendly*

[stickynoteninja]

[they are.]

[necessaryevil]

I take it this wasn't your idea.

[stickynoteninja]

The table and food? Nah. It was there when I went outside.

[necessaryevil]

Did someone set it up to surprise you, or was it provided by camp?

[stickynoteninja]

Camp. Unless Raikou was playing innocent. He's the only one that knew my assigned job title.

[necessaryevil]

I see. I suppose I'll avoid the food, then.

[stickynoteninja]

Wise. The cake is safe, but the rest of it... dunno.

[necessaryevil]

It's better to be cautious. Unless the idea of random transformations intrigues you, like it does Raikou.

[stickynoteninja]

Yeah, I been here long enough to've figured that out by now. [nodnod]

An' no, it doesn't.