[ITP: a feast! outside Boys 14.]

Jan 23, 2009 12:54

[out back behind Boys Cabin 14, in the middle of a snow-free patch is a long table with many places set for a meal. There is, of course, a feast laid out among the plates and cutlery.

And a big flashing sign that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUKIMI-PAPA, CAMP'S OFFICIAL NON-PEDOPHILIC COLLECTOR OF CHILDREN]

....You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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recreational January 23 2009, 19:07:21 UTC
Hmm.

I believe your title is a little inaccurate.

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stickynoteninja January 23 2009, 19:08:27 UTC
Excuse me?

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recreational January 23 2009, 19:29:16 UTC
You don't understand? Your types are always so slow.

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stickynoteninja January 23 2009, 19:31:52 UTC
Oi, I didn't pick that! I don't need your stupid commentary on something the damn CAMP came up with.

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recreational January 23 2009, 19:32:48 UTC
Oh, I do believe camp was trying to hide your true intentions.

After all, I can sense how you feel for boys younger for yourself.

It's rather shameful.

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stickynoteninja January 23 2009, 19:52:26 UTC
[that's it. the birthday boy man is drawing his gun]

You're full of shit, you know that?

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recreational January 23 2009, 19:54:23 UTC
I must say, it's always so amusing when guys like you pull your gun. But it would seem Miharu simply hasn't informed you about me.

Bullets merely tickle, you know.

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stickynoteninja January 23 2009, 20:06:49 UTC
That's cos there's nothing to report that's along the lines of the crap you're implying.

[gun aimed right at you]

Now listen. Only sickos would touch kids like that. I'm not one of 'em. That understood?

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recreational January 23 2009, 20:24:05 UTC
Why don't you shoot me? I do believe that will get the answer across ... and don't worry, dear, I don't have a need for saving.

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stickynoteninja January 23 2009, 20:35:43 UTC
[well, he wouldn't shoot to kill for this, so Joshua's just getting a bullet to the shoulder]

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recreational January 23 2009, 20:37:02 UTC
[only, not quite! the bullet slows as it comes closer to Joshua ...]

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recreational January 23 2009, 20:37:45 UTC
[and then he snatches it out of midair, tossing it up once, twice, and then throws it at the ground]

They really aren't as effective as they used to be.

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stickynoteninja January 23 2009, 20:52:13 UTC
[huh?]

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recreational January 24 2009, 04:30:04 UTC
Surprised, are you?

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stickynoteninja January 24 2009, 04:38:30 UTC
Only a lil. Not givin' you that much credit.

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recreational January 24 2009, 04:47:50 UTC
I wonder-do you know about Yoi-te's wish?

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