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[fu_loudspeaker]

HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOWING IT'S FUCKING SNOWING I LOVE SN--

I MEAN. DUE TO THE UNEXPECTED YET ODDLY FUCKING INEVITABLE BLIZZARD, THE POWER'S OUT FOR ALL OF CAMP. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. YEAH. GREGORY YOU GIGANTIC HOMO, IT'S FUCKING SNOWING AND I TOTALLY DEMAND A GODDAMN SNOWPENIS BEING BUILT RIGHT THE HELL NOW. ♥

[The One Blanket: A scenario in which

Comments

[boosterrific]

[My would-be blanket partner is on hiatus :(]

I hate the cold.

[oh_grossness]

[YOU CAN HEAR FROM OUTSIDE]

Waaaah! This sucks, this sucks! It's way too cold! I'm dyinggggggg, I'm gunna diiiiiiiie. Ninjas aren't made for this kind of weather!!

[boosterrific]

[MAYBE IF I IGNORE IT, IT'LL GO AWAY]

[oh_grossness]

Stay strong, Yuffie! You've been in way.... way... wwwwwHACHOO crappier spots than this!

[bakubakubaku]

[no predetermined partner! much predetermined awkward!]

....h-hello?

[lilescobar]

[DAMN it's cold. Random pickings~!]

N-N-N-Nigga gimme that blanket!

[bakubakubaku]

........b-b-but.

[lilescobar]

Th-There ain't no other blanket 'round here! And I'm cold!

[morespecial]

[hates everything and especially hates how he is sharing a blanket with Itachi and hates how his brother made "borrow my kunai until yours can be sharpened" sound like a good reason to come into his cabin and hates this blizzard and hates --]

Stay on your side.

[necessaryevil]

*had no way of knowing there would be a random blizzard and power outage, and thinks it was foolish of Sasuke to let his kunai get dull in the first place, but there's nothing to be done for it now*

I haven't moved.

[morespecial]

[got them dull while training to kill you, s-so shut up]

Whatever.

[necessaryevil]

*that's all well and good, but you should still take care of your weapons*

Are you warm enough?

[pellameno]

[i don't like being cold and i am ALONE IN A TINY CABIN someone help >:]

[slashing_canon]

[THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE BEING ON HIATUS]

W-waugh! [all but falls through your cabin door in a flurry of snow, then shuts it behind him. I assume it will never open again] S-sorry! It...it suddenly got really cold out there!

[pellameno]

[huddled in the corner looking miserable]

...that's why I ducked in here, too. I don't think anyone lives here.

[slashing_canon]

Really? Wow, that's p-pretty handy...[looks around, cabin is cold dark and cold and empty and cold y/y?] Although, I guess t-that means we can't use their stuff to keep warm...[is shivering a bit]

[stayinthecar]

[lolol robot has no partner. is confused by his surroundings.]

[jstalovemachine]

[why am I here]

[stayinthecar]

[i don't know. why are any of us here.]

...Zima? Hello.

[jstalovemachine]

Hey, Zee. Any idea where we are?