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[fu_loudspeaker]

HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOWING IT'S FUCKING SNOWING I LOVE SN--

I MEAN. DUE TO THE UNEXPECTED YET ODDLY FUCKING INEVITABLE BLIZZARD, THE POWER'S OUT FOR ALL OF CAMP. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. YEAH. GREGORY YOU GIGANTIC HOMO, IT'S FUCKING SNOWING AND I TOTALLY DEMAND A GODDAMN SNOWPENIS BEING BUILT RIGHT THE HELL NOW. ♥

[The One Blanket: A scenario in which

Comments

[boosterrific]

[My would-be blanket partner is on hiatus :(]

I hate the cold.

[oh_grossness]

[YOU CAN HEAR FROM OUTSIDE]

Waaaah! This sucks, this sucks! It's way too cold! I'm dyinggggggg, I'm gunna diiiiiiiie. Ninjas aren't made for this kind of weather!!

[boosterrific]

[MAYBE IF I IGNORE IT, IT'LL GO AWAY]

[oh_grossness]

Stay strong, Yuffie! You've been in way.... way... wwwwwHACHOO crappier spots than this!

[boosterrific]

[...stoicism wavering...]

[oh_grossness]

Hoooo man, but this sssuuuuuccccckkkks! Where did all this snow come from anyway? It's like crossing the glaciers but time a billion and with no chocobo and I don't have my coat and my party isn't here and I'm cold and THIS SUCKS THIS SUCKS THIS SUCKS. Cloud, come save meeeeeeeeee. There's gunna be nothing left but a tragic, adorable Yuffiesicle! HAACHOO!!

[boosterrific]

[On the one hand, superhero. On the other, Yuffie. Superhero, Yuffie. Superhero, Yuffie. Superhero...]

[Managing to get the door open and goes to yank Yuffie in]

[oh_grossness]

WAAAAH! ARCTIC PIRATES!! YOU WON'T TAKE ME AL-

[oh_grossness]

. . . huh?

[boosterrific]

You... Seemed like you needed someplace to be.

DON'T STEAL ANYTHING.

[oh_grossness]

Pfft, I was fine, I'll have you know! Ninjas are made to withstand even the most extreme weather conditions. But I just don't feel like doing it right now.

[boosterrific]

I can open the door again. You don't actually have to be in here.

[oh_grossness]

Now way, no way! And don't hog the blanket! [BURROWS |(]

[boosterrific]

[TINY GIRL IN PERSONAL SPACE. Surrendering the blanket and just letting her have it for now.]

Hey watch it!

[oh_grossness]

[hooray blanket for Yuffie |D |D |D]

Man, where did all this dumb snow come from, anyway?

[boosterrific]

[Now he's getting cold :|]

Well, when cold air and cold rain love each other very much, sometimes they produce something called snow. It comes from the sky in the winter.