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[fu_loudspeaker]

HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOWING IT'S FUCKING SNOWING I LOVE SN--

I MEAN. DUE TO THE UNEXPECTED YET ODDLY FUCKING INEVITABLE BLIZZARD, THE POWER'S OUT FOR ALL OF CAMP. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. YEAH. GREGORY YOU GIGANTIC HOMO, IT'S FUCKING SNOWING AND I TOTALLY DEMAND A GODDAMN SNOWPENIS BEING BUILT RIGHT THE HELL NOW. ♥

[The One Blanket: A scenario in which

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[morespecial]

[hates everything and especially hates how he is sharing a blanket with Itachi and hates how his brother made "borrow my kunai until yours can be sharpened" sound like a good reason to come into his cabin and hates this blizzard and hates --]

Stay on your side.

[necessaryevil]

*had no way of knowing there would be a random blizzard and power outage, and thinks it was foolish of Sasuke to let his kunai get dull in the first place, but there's nothing to be done for it now*

I haven't moved.

[morespecial]

[got them dull while training to kill you, s-so shut up]

Whatever.

[necessaryevil]

*that's all well and good, but you should still take care of your weapons*

Are you warm enough?

[morespecial]

I'm fine.

[necessaryevil]

You'd conserve more warmth if your shirt was closed.

[morespecial]

I said I was fine.

[necessaryevil]

I'm just pointing out that it might be a little impractical at the moment.

[morespecial]

... it's a matter of discipline. I'm not cold.

[necessaryevil]

Of course you're cold.

[morespecial]

I just said that I wasn't.

[necessaryevil]

Just because you're disciplined enough not to react to it doesn't mean you don't feel it.

[morespecial]

How many times do I have to tell you I'm fine?

[necessaryevil]

*...sigh. Keeping an eye on you to make sure you don't show any signs of hypothermia or something*

[morespecial]

[is bordering on being hot, so there]

[necessaryevil]

*are you sure you're not just so cold you can't tell the difference anymore?*