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[fu_loudspeaker]

HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOWING IT'S FUCKING SNOWING I LOVE SN--

I MEAN. DUE TO THE UNEXPECTED YET ODDLY FUCKING INEVITABLE BLIZZARD, THE POWER'S OUT FOR ALL OF CAMP. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. YEAH. GREGORY YOU GIGANTIC HOMO, IT'S FUCKING SNOWING AND I TOTALLY DEMAND A GODDAMN SNOWPENIS BEING BUILT RIGHT THE HELL NOW. ♥

[The One Blanket: A scenario in which

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[bakubakubaku]

[no predetermined partner! much predetermined awkward!]

....h-hello?

[lilescobar]

[DAMN it's cold. Random pickings~!]

N-N-N-Nigga gimme that blanket!

[bakubakubaku]

........b-b-but.

[lilescobar]

Th-There ain't no other blanket 'round here! And I'm cold!

[bakubakubaku]

I'm cold too!

[lilescobar]

I'm smaller, though! I-I-I'll die quicker!

[bakubakubaku]

...come here?

[lilescobar]

[Jets over there like a mofo Hesitantly inches over]

[bakubakubaku]

[wraps you under his arm in the blankie]

This will be warmer.

[lilescobar]

[huddles under <3]

...Aww man...this is so gay!

[bakubakubaku]

[but i bet you're warmer now!]

....gay?

[lilescobar]

D-Don't be tellin' nobody 'bout this, you hear? And if anybody finds out th-then...then...tell 'em we're brothers!

[bakubakubaku]

Why would anyone find out? But I can call you my brother, if you like.

[lilescobar]

[still shivering because he has like, -3% body fat]

...J-Just don't need anyone out here thinkin' I'm funny jus 'cuz I needed a blanket.

[bakubakubaku]

[.....wraps arms around]

Okay little brother. What's your name?

[lilescobar]

[Not to mention he's stupid enough to wear a wife-beater in the winter..]

...R-R-Riley.