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[ilikethemshort]

[ENTER STAGE LEFT: a lovely teenager wandering around looking quite lost along the edge of camp.]

Hello? Can anyone around here help me? I mean, I've been trying to do a soft reset on this game for a while and trying to press all the buttons although, I'm not even sure I'm pressing the right buttons or where they are in the first place...GROSS

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[machiavelliyaan]

I had the same problem too, ma'am, but... um, but it turns out this is real. I-it's a little surprising, I know...

[ilikethemshort]

[blink]

They really make NPCs really convincing nowadays.

[machiavelliyaan]

I'm a PC!

[ilikethemshort]

No, I'm the PC. Or I mean, I am playing the game, right?

[lordoverflowers]

No.

[ilikethemshort]

Who's asking YOU, anyway?

[lordoverflowers]

You did.

[ilikethemshort]

Did I now?

[buttonsmcfancy]

It isn't a game, I'm afraid.

[ilikethemshort]

...

Sorry, what did you say?

[buttonsmcfancy]

It isn't a game.

[ilikethemshort]

Really? I mean, are you sure??

Not that I'm questioning you or anything but... I thought this was the Camp FUD dating sim!

[amodelstudent]

What buttons?

[ilikethemshort]

You know, start/select, A, B, X, Y and the L and R tab keys!

[amodelstudent]

You think this is a video game?

[ilikethemshort]

I don't think... I know!

[girlsavesyou]

There's no way out. You're screwed.

[ilikethemshort]

What kind of a game strands you in the middle of playing without at least giving you a chance to go back to the main load page?

[girlsavesyou]

The hell are you asking me for?

[ilikethemshort]

HEY, I'm a delicate lady who's all of a sudden stuck in this weird place, what DO YOU EXPECT OF ME?!