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[ilikethemshort]

[ENTER STAGE LEFT: a lovely teenager wandering around looking quite lost along the edge of camp.]

Hello? Can anyone around here help me? I mean, I've been trying to do a soft reset on this game for a while and trying to press all the buttons although, I'm not even sure I'm pressing the right buttons or where they are in the first place...GROSS

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[lordoverflowers]

No.

[ilikethemshort]

Who's asking YOU, anyway?

[lordoverflowers]

You did.

[ilikethemshort]

Did I now?

[lordoverflowers]

You're the only giraffe I see around here, so it must have been you.

[ilikethemshort]

EXCUSE ME?

[lordoverflowers]

No.

[ilikethemshort]

Well no one's asking you, Mr. Curly-head with a dead rodent on his neck.

That's not the way to blend in, you know.

[lordoverflowers]

C-C-Curly-head?!! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?!

[ilikethemshort]

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?!

[lordoverflowers]

The ugliest man I've ever seen before?

[ilikethemshort]

LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!!