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[ilikethemshort]

[ENTER STAGE LEFT: a lovely teenager wandering around looking quite lost along the edge of camp.]

Hello? Can anyone around here help me? I mean, I've been trying to do a soft reset on this game for a while and trying to press all the buttons although, I'm not even sure I'm pressing the right buttons or where they are in the first place...GROSS

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[girlsavesyou]

There's no way out. You're screwed.

[ilikethemshort]

What kind of a game strands you in the middle of playing without at least giving you a chance to go back to the main load page?

[girlsavesyou]

The hell are you asking me for?

[ilikethemshort]

HEY, I'm a delicate lady who's all of a sudden stuck in this weird place, what DO YOU EXPECT OF ME?!

[girlsavesyou]

Oh, delicate lady? You shoulda said something about that in the first place.

[ilikethemshort]

Well, I was hoping you'd be able to tell

[girlsavesyou]

How many girls do you think I save, anyway?

[ilikethemshort]

Are you a playboy?

[girlsavesyou]

Heh.

[ilikethemshort]

PERVERT!!!

[girlsavesyou]

- hey!

[dodging, to the side]

I like how you assume the worst.

[ilikethemshort]

You have those eyes.

[girlsavesyou]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[ilikethemshort]

You look like the playboy type who flirts from woman to woman... but then in the end all you really need is a woman to smack you to your senses, huh?

[girlsavesyou]

I've already been reformed. Kinda.

[ilikethemshort]

So my analysis was correct.