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[ilikethemshort]

[ENTER STAGE LEFT: a lovely teenager wandering around looking quite lost along the edge of camp.]

Hello? Can anyone around here help me? I mean, I've been trying to do a soft reset on this game for a while and trying to press all the buttons although, I'm not even sure I'm pressing the right buttons or where they are in the first place...GROSS

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[buttonsmcfancy]

It isn't a game, I'm afraid.

[ilikethemshort]

...

Sorry, what did you say?

[buttonsmcfancy]

It isn't a game.

[ilikethemshort]

Really? I mean, are you sure??

Not that I'm questioning you or anything but... I thought this was the Camp FUD dating sim!

[buttonsmcfancy]

Oh no, it's quite real. I'm sorry.

[ilikethemshort]

My name's Koizumi Risa, maybe you can help?

[buttonsmcfancy]

Help with what?

[ilikethemshort]

... I really have no idea. But I mean, I'm still really confused.

[buttonsmcfancy]

Let me know when you figure out what you're confused about.

[ilikethemshort]

So.. we're not in a game?

[buttonsmcfancy]

We are not in a game.

[ilikethemshort]

So where are we?

[buttonsmcfancy]

Taking your previous statement into account, it's likely that this is just a real-world version of the setting in your game. It is, in fact, a camp.

[ilikethemshort]

So how did you get here?

[buttonsmcfancy]

It just happened.

[ilikethemshort]

... are those ears for real?