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[livesincanada]

I just got this letter from the Director saying that if I didn't do an "intro post" by the end of the week, she'd extend my time here by a few years. And who am I to argue with a crazy dictator?

Anyway, I'm Traci Thirteen, I've been here since October so you really don't need to give me the warnings about how the moogles are my best friends. I

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[im_misterlonely]

I couldn't say what backwardness here is unique to the encampment.

[livesincanada]

New to Earth?

[im_misterlonely]

I believe I will be reaching my third week mark in two days.

[livesincanada]

Oh yeah? So, alien or God?

[doesnot_compute]

She can do that? Not cool.

[livesincanada]

I don't know if she can or not. But I'm not going to risk it.

So, what weird thing have you seen today, Mister ...?

[doesnot_compute]

Yeah, that's probably a good move.

Motosuwa Hideki. And I dunno, there's a lot to pick from. A flower yelled at me to iron my clothes earlier.

[livesincanada]

Really? What kind of flower?

[shounenbtard]

...girl with the last name "Thirteen," maybe.

[livesincanada]

Better not invite you to the family reunion then, your brain might go pop.

*complete with gestures*

[shounenbtard]

I was kinda hoping there'd be a numerical order thing. You could have a brother named Twelve. Exciting shit if I ever heard it.

[livesincanada]

Tiny family.

[outofthenet]

A few years? Just for that?!

[livesincanada]

She is crazy.

[outofthenet]

Yeah! But at least she warned you, I guess. How often does she send weird threats like that?

[livesincanada]

No idea! I'm sort of a shut-in. So, what's your name, cutie?