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[livesincanada]

I just got this letter from the Director saying that if I didn't do an "intro post" by the end of the week, she'd extend my time here by a few years. And who am I to argue with a crazy dictator?

Anyway, I'm Traci Thirteen, I've been here since October so you really don't need to give me the warnings about how the moogles are my best friends. I

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[shounenbtard]

...girl with the last name "Thirteen," maybe.

[livesincanada]

Better not invite you to the family reunion then, your brain might go pop.

*complete with gestures*

[shounenbtard]

I was kinda hoping there'd be a numerical order thing. You could have a brother named Twelve. Exciting shit if I ever heard it.

[livesincanada]

Tiny family.

[shounenbtard]

It'd make for quiet reunions, anyhow.

[livesincanada]

They're quiet enough anyway. And what's your name, Mister I Sass Perfectly Good Names?

[shounenbtard]

Hah, if you think that was sass we've got a lot of ground to cover. Akatsuki Chika! Nice meeting you.

[livesincanada]

And you're the one to show me? Good luck.

[shounenbtard]

Hey, hey, my hands're full. Been here awhile?

[livesincanada]

Since October. You?

[shounenbtard]

...what, seriously? I've been here since, like, September. Did my intro and everything at the APPROPRIATE time.

[livesincanada]

You're gonna lose your rebel card at that rate, get stuck with a Hot Topic frequent buyer's one instead.

[shounenbtard]

BUT WHAT IF THE REBEL CARD'S ALL I GOT

[livesincanada]

You'll get deported to Squaresville.

[shounenbtard]

Squaresville's a real lonely place, I've heard. Where the deer and the antelope play.

[livesincanada]

You'd make a killing in pocket protectors.