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[livesincanada]

I just got this letter from the Director saying that if I didn't do an "intro post" by the end of the week, she'd extend my time here by a few years. And who am I to argue with a crazy dictator?

Anyway, I'm Traci Thirteen, I've been here since October so you really don't need to give me the warnings about how the moogles are my best friends. I

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[doesnot_compute]

She can do that? Not cool.

[livesincanada]

I don't know if she can or not. But I'm not going to risk it.

So, what weird thing have you seen today, Mister ...?

[doesnot_compute]

Yeah, that's probably a good move.

Motosuwa Hideki. And I dunno, there's a lot to pick from. A flower yelled at me to iron my clothes earlier.

[livesincanada]

Really? What kind of flower?

[doesnot_compute]

Hell if I know. A yellow one.

[livesincanada]

Big or small?

[doesnot_compute]

...pretty small, actually. Sounded way bigger than it was.

[livesincanada]

It'd have to, if it was a flower.

[doesnot_compute]

Hey, it could have had a squeaky little voice too. But it didn't!

[livesincanada]

So where'd you see it? Can I see?

[doesnot_compute]

It's outside my cabin. And sure, but you should do it soon, because if it does it again I might have to step on it.

[livesincanada]

I can take it off your hands if you want.

[doesnot_compute]

Go nuts. I don't want it screaming at me every day. My clothes are fine!

[livesincanada]

Can I take the soil too?

[doesnot_compute]

The dirt? Yeah. Don't you have any near your cabin?

[livesincanada]

Sure I do! But I want the soil so I can see if that makes it talk.