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[doctor_badass]

[SUDDENLY! A small boulder comes rolling out of the woods! Except it's really just a big ball of dried clay and a head's sticking out the side giving a running commentary. Now you know where Isshin went.]

Oh no, it's the dreaded seven-ten split! And now the ball's rolled out of bounds, will Team Ikkimookalok be able to recover? ONLY TIME WILL TELL

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[sisterskeeper]

...that's new.

*icons lie; is naked. Also, has automail on his left leg.*

[doctor_badass]

It's supposed to be a combination of bowling and basketball. I don't really get it, but no one else was around! Say, how hard's that leg kick?

[sisterskeeper]

I have no idea.

[doctor_badass]

Better watch out, then, or you might get recruited! Everyone's fair game in treebonk!

[but_a_wolf]

... eh?

[doctor_badass]

It's all the rage in the forest, Shigure, all the rage!

What's with the lack of clothes? Laundry day catch you off-guard?

[but_a_wolf]

Mandatory Naked Day.

[doctor_badass]

Sounds like fun! I bet there are a lot of embarrassed people skulking around just waiting to get called out.

[doctor_badass]

It's really itchy in here, you know! I've got clay in places it really doesn't belong.

[doctor_badass]

Who's cheating? I lost my clothes a week ago!

[hitme_baby]

What the hell....

[doctor_badass]

Spectators off the field, kiddo, you'll be crushed by the players!

[hitme_baby]

*trying very hard to curl in a ball and get off the field at the same time* What's going on?!?

[doctor_badass]

It's treebonk! I rolled out of bounds and now it's only a matter of time before I get thrown back in. You should escape while you still can, I understand they're considering trying a scaled-down version for the toucans and pygmies.

[drink_this]

What are you doing?

[doctor_badass]

I'm the commentator ball! The forest's a lot more interesting than I ever suspected, I never even heard of treebonk before!

[drink_this]

Well, as long as you're having fun~

[doctor_badass]

Are you kidding? I can't even tell which way's up when I spit. Are my feet still working? *wiggles his toes at the other end of the boulder*