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[doctor_badass]

[SUDDENLY! A small boulder comes rolling out of the woods! Except it's really just a big ball of dried clay and a head's sticking out the side giving a running commentary. Now you know where Isshin went.]

Oh no, it's the dreaded seven-ten split! And now the ball's rolled out of bounds, will Team Ikkimookalok be able to recover? ONLY TIME WILL TELL

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[drink_this]

What are you doing?

[doctor_badass]

I'm the commentator ball! The forest's a lot more interesting than I ever suspected, I never even heard of treebonk before!

[drink_this]

Well, as long as you're having fun~

[doctor_badass]

Are you kidding? I can't even tell which way's up when I spit. Are my feet still working? *wiggles his toes at the other end of the boulder*

[drink_this]

They're working~

[doctor_badass]

Good, I always like a visual confirmation. Watch out! *starts trying to roll onto his feet*

[drink_this]

*...backs up*

[doctor_badass]

*aaand rocks a little bit. This could take a while*

[drink_this]

*watching~* Do you need help?

[doctor_badass]

Not sure yet. If I get bored or don't make any progress, I probably will. *keeps rocking, just a little bit more than before*

[drink_this]

Good luck? *continues to watch*

[doctor_badass]

*and freed by Rikuou! just as naked as everyone else, too, except for a few bits of clay* Ah, it's much easier to move this way! What fortuitous timing!

[drink_this]

I guess it would be!

[doctor_badass]

Unfortunately I can't decide whether I should go back and exact my revenge or return to civilized life. Such a tough decision!

[drink_this]

Do you want to exact revenge that badly~?

[doctor_badass]

It's the principle of the thing! I can't forsake my fatherly duties so easily!