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[doctor_badass]

[SUDDENLY! A small boulder comes rolling out of the woods! Except it's really just a big ball of dried clay and a head's sticking out the side giving a running commentary. Now you know where Isshin went.]

Oh no, it's the dreaded seven-ten split! And now the ball's rolled out of bounds, will Team Ikkimookalok be able to recover? ONLY TIME WILL TELL

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[sisterskeeper]

...that's new.

*icons lie; is naked. Also, has automail on his left leg.*

[doctor_badass]

It's supposed to be a combination of bowling and basketball. I don't really get it, but no one else was around! Say, how hard's that leg kick?

[sisterskeeper]

I have no idea.

[doctor_badass]

Better watch out, then, or you might get recruited! Everyone's fair game in treebonk!

[sisterskeeper]

Treebonk. That's ... exactly as it sounds, isn't it?

[doctor_badass]

A less sturdy man would have a concussion or five by now.

[sisterskeeper]

Who is bouncing you into trees?

[doctor_badass]

It depends who's in possession at the time. Sometimes gorillas, sometimes zombies, sometimes things I don't even know the words for! It's almost fun when I'm not too dizzy to think straight.

[sisterskeeper]

If I tried to convince you this was a bad idea, you would ignore me, wouldn't you?

[doctor_badass]

I never said it was a good idea, just that it was fun! I'd kill for a proper sandwich.

[sisterskeeper]

Perhaps first we should remove you from the ball.

[doctor_badass]

Don't worry, Rikuou's working on it! I doubt we could convince many people to feed me anyway.

[sisterskeeper]

You could always assign it to your son as part of his household chores.

[doctor_badass]

And roll after him if he didn't comply! No neglectful children in the Kurosaki household!

[sisterskeeper]

...or at least, not overtly.

[doctor_badass]

If anyone can be subtle about it, who am I to fault them on cleverness?