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[doctor_badass]

[SUDDENLY! A small boulder comes rolling out of the woods! Except it's really just a big ball of dried clay and a head's sticking out the side giving a running commentary. Now you know where Isshin went.]

Oh no, it's the dreaded seven-ten split! And now the ball's rolled out of bounds, will Team Ikkimookalok be able to recover? ONLY TIME WILL TELL

Comments

[hitme_baby]

What the hell....

[doctor_badass]

Spectators off the field, kiddo, you'll be crushed by the players!

[hitme_baby]

*trying very hard to curl in a ball and get off the field at the same time* What's going on?!?

[doctor_badass]

It's treebonk! I rolled out of bounds and now it's only a matter of time before I get thrown back in. You should escape while you still can, I understand they're considering trying a scaled-down version for the toucans and pygmies.

[hitme_baby]

Tree.....bonk? Do I even want to know?

[doctor_badass]

I haven't really been able to figure out the rules with all the spinning around I've been doing, but it's sort of like bowling, sort of like basketball, and involves lots of tree abuse!

[hitme_baby]

It looks kind of, uh, painful.

[doctor_badass]

The ball is actually pretty good at absorbing impact, but if you're not sturdy to start with it won't do much good.

[hitme_baby]

You seem like the sturdy sort.

[doctor_badass]

Kid, you have no idea.

[hitme_baby]

Care to explain then?

[doctor_badass]

The most recent example that doesn't involve getting thrown into trees would probably be the time I jumped off the roof of my house at home in an attempt to ambush my son and landed face-first on the ground instead. Just a little blood, though, nothing bad!

[hitme_baby]

I used to get shot in the head on a daily basis. I win.

[doctor_badass]

Wow, really? Did the bullets actually penetrate or is your head just too tough for them to do major damage?

[hitme_baby]

I'd rather not talk about it.

[doctor_badass]

If you say so~ Your story can't be too much weirder than everyone else's, but there's no point in forcing you to talk about it when we've just met!