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[daytimelantern]

Some things are just fucking dumb, but the good thing about the internet is that it'll make the process of finding something dumber extremely quick and, if you frequent the right forums, even satisfying.

So, without further ado. Man Drowns in kitchen Sink: this guy was so wasted he broke in his house through the kitchen window, getting stuck with

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[haphazardace]

... he had the key in his pocket?

[everest_punch]

. . . Oh god.

[haphazardace]

Takami-san ...

[everest_punch]

--is it actually you this time?

[cock_my_gun]

Idiots.

[daytimelantern]

Yeeeeep.

[cock_my_gun]

So. Only had t' deal with the mistletoe, huh?

[daytimelantern]

If this is something about how I have it much better than you, save it. I'm not in the mood.

[naughtwitchis]

But don't you think that saying something like this, is almost an invitation?

[daytimelantern]

It's more like the invite was sent to me, and they wouldn't take a no for an answer.

[naughtwitchis]

Did you not post this, then?

[daytimelantern]

I meant the getting to camp part. What's a post gonna do at this point that camp wouldn't do to me anyway?

[everest_punch]

You've been here for six months too?

[daytimelantern]

Fuck, you're tall.

[classprotector]

Asking for it.

[daytimelantern]

Like I said, I don't think I got any sort of choice in that aspect.

[classprotector]

But superstition's fun.

[daytimelantern]

Especially if they happen to match patterns.