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Some things are just fucking dumb, but the good thing about the internet is that it'll make the process of finding something dumber extremely quick and, if you frequent the right forums, even satisfying.
So, without further ado. Man Drowns in kitchen Sink: this guy was so wasted he broke in his house through the kitchen window, getting stuck with his head inside the sink.
Make your very own lightsaber: didn't we have some dude cosplaying Obi Wan Kenobi until recently? He could've told these dudes not to make your lightsaber by filling a fluorescent bulb with gasoline. And then lighting it.
June 16: Kurono Kei makes a really ill-fated wish 'cuz clearly he hasn't learned not to take chances on the 16th of every month, and lands in this god-forsaken shithole.
In short, the universe sucks, and I'm not taking any chances today. The mistletoe fucks with my mind enough, dooon't wanna know what else camp has in store for me today.
So, without further ado. Man Drowns in kitchen Sink: this guy was so wasted he broke in his house through the kitchen window, getting stuck with his head inside the sink.
Make your very own lightsaber: didn't we have some dude cosplaying Obi Wan Kenobi until recently? He could've told these dudes not to make your lightsaber by filling a fluorescent bulb with gasoline. And then lighting it.
June 16: Kurono Kei makes a really ill-fated wish 'cuz clearly he hasn't learned not to take chances on the 16th of every month, and lands in this god-forsaken shithole.
In short, the universe sucks, and I'm not taking any chances today. The mistletoe fucks with my mind enough, dooon't wanna know what else camp has in store for me today.