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[daytimelantern]

Some things are just fucking dumb, but the good thing about the internet is that it'll make the process of finding something dumber extremely quick and, if you frequent the right forums, even satisfying.

So, without further ado. Man Drowns in kitchen Sink: this guy was so wasted he broke in his house through the kitchen window, getting stuck with

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[cock_my_gun]

Idiots.

[daytimelantern]

Yeeeeep.

[cock_my_gun]

So. Only had t' deal with the mistletoe, huh?

[daytimelantern]

If this is something about how I have it much better than you, save it. I'm not in the mood.

[cock_my_gun]

Nope, just bein' curious.

[daytimelantern]

Camp's really talented at making us its bitches. That's it in a nutshell.

[cock_my_gun]

That's statin' the obvious, there.

[daytimelantern]

I'm repressing the rest, or something. Mostly I have no idea who the hell you are, so I don't get your interest.

[cock_my_gun]

We met once or twice, but I never got your name.

Name's Dee.

[daytimelantern]

Kurono Kei.

[cock_my_gun]

Which name d'ya prefer?

[daytimelantern]

Kurono's better. Dee's not your last name?

[cock_my_gun]

Gotcha. Nah, last name's Laytner.

[daytimelantern]

Laytner, okay. Out of curiosity, do you get any kind of pay for being here?

[cock_my_gun]

If I do, I haven't seen any of it yet.

[daytimelantern]

My bet is that none of you are, but some guy was pretty insistent he did.