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[daytimelantern]

Some things are just fucking dumb, but the good thing about the internet is that it'll make the process of finding something dumber extremely quick and, if you frequent the right forums, even satisfying.

So, without further ado. Man Drowns in kitchen Sink: this guy was so wasted he broke in his house through the kitchen window, getting stuck with

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[haphazardace]

... he had the key in his pocket?

[everest_punch]

. . . Oh god.

[haphazardace]

Takami-san ...

[everest_punch]

--is it actually you this time?

[haphazardace]

... ah, yeah. It's me.

[everest_punch]

Did Haydn get scissor-happy?

[haphazardace]

Unless he was in our cabin between last night and this morning? I don't think so.

[the_wildcat]

. . .

[haphazardace]

Oh god don't kill me I didn't do it I swear.

[the_wildcat]

WHAT HAPPENED

[haphazardace]

I don't know.

[the_wildcat]

It's not sticking up! IT'S GONE!

[haphazardace]

I noticed.

[the_wildcat]

[CLIMBING UP >/]

[haphazardace]

...

[the_wildcat]

[INSPECTING. as if it might be HIDING]