Today I have to go find some dinner. My fingers fell a little funny. I am working on loading my I-pod. My parents called. I am too lazy to tune my guitar. I think if I were a ghost, I'd punch my philosophy professor in the eyeball ( Read more... )

Boom! Exciting! I have to go to Seattle again! Tomorrow! I am so happy I want to stick a mechanical pencil my ear and keep pressing the button on the end until I pass out. Two days of lockdown in a room without internet with fourteen or so folks forced to make something obscure with tools that don't work very well ( Read more... )

So today I worked until 7:00, because if you're super lazy and you don't bother to build an automated update procedure for your SQL-based sales contest website after the first one falls apart due to upstream data integrity issues, and your re-goddamn-tard managers adjusting the metrics every quarter, you will find it a fun and exciting date with MS ( Read more... )

Today, we pitched a fit. And I'm especially Jesus-like with my awesome cold virus. I thought I might have strep. I don't. I got purple shit scrubbed on my throat by the doctor. The middle of world I work in is always getting disturbed, and one of the big things they like to do is shove people from one department to another or hire some fun and ( Read more... )

I feel really ill lately, but I like Skittles. I wished we had some at work, and Liz brought me some. I love to eat Skittles, but I ate too many and that made me more sick. Erin bought me chicken and I ate it all. I didn't share it with the fat dog ( Read more... )

This morning I was in the elevator with a crazy-haired woman with a gray suit. It was one of those soft material things that probably gets all staticy half way through the day. She had on milk colored socks and forgettable flat shoes and if she was young she was in hell and if she was old she didn't know how to groom herself. She was himming and ( Read more... )

Sometimes, you lose when you square off against the man. You wake up one day, wonder where the time went. You're not richer. You're not happier. You're anxious and fearful and your life is going to shit, and the only thing you can say with any certainty is that tomorrow there will be more aggravating, unending work in front of you. And there's ( Read more... )

Got a few minutes now to talk. These past two days have been interesting, just on auto-pilot, and it's as if people around me seem to understand the impact of what I'm doing more than I do. I don't really know how to feel, but I really miss my guitar, already ( Read more... )

Today I got put on the press I swore I'd quit if I got again. It sucked ( Read more... )

Terrorism is a funny word... If it's using scare tactics to get your way... then, isn't that exactly what we're doing in the Middle Easy right now... Trying to scare Iraq into playing by our rules, having only the weapons that we tell them is okay, and meanwhile the same standards don't apply to us and our weapons... Why? Is it because America has ( Read more... )