Pathetic, self-pitying and gratuitous capslockranting alert (under the cut)

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Warning: excessive and overblown flailing and fangirling under the cut

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Breakfast with the Brits - a Brit-Picking Resource

By popular demand, this month’s Brit-pick theme invites you to break your fast with the Brits. Being a heterogeneous bunch, whose eating patterns are determined by oddities of inclination, class and regional origin, the Brits have an eclectic collection of dining habits. This particular ( Read more... )

Blatantly and shamelessly stolen from Nympha_AlbaAsk me a question! Please? One of these ( Read more... )

Rant alert. BAD LANGUAGE.

Following on from my earlier rant, I have good news for working mothers everywhere. Yes, that beacon of sanity, enlightened thinking and liberality, Mr Nigel Farage, leader of the UK's most forward thinking party, UKIP, has been enlightening us with his jewels of wisdom. He is quoted in the press today as saying that " ( Read more... )

Warning: rant follows.

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DrunkSo. You’re contemplating writing a story in which Arthur and Merlin get rat-arsed. Paralytic. Obliterated. Annihilated. Off their heads. But you’re not quite sure how to describe their state of inebriation. Have no fear, the Brits are here-to offer you advice on the subtle distinctions along the scale from being merely tipsy, through ( Read more... )

A Very British ChristmasChristmas is every Brit’s favourite time of year, because it offers such ample opportunities to indulge in the national pastimes. Which are, in decreasing order of importance: grumbling, queueing, moaning about the weather, getting squeezed like pilchards onto an increasingly decrepit public transportation system, drinking ( Read more... )

I've got too many projects on the go at the moment. I've got two WIPs on A03, plus a Brolin 14K which I need to edit the hell out of ( Read more... )

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