I've got family in town who don't believe in suffering, so they asked if I would turn on my A/C. Sure, thunked I, I can do that.

Me: Huh. So this is what it feels like to have a cool house. I could get used to this.
5 minutes laterMe: Oh my gosh, it's so cold it feels like December in here ( Read more... )

It's time for another episode of Stupidity With Amy ( Read more... )

Once upon a time I lived in beautiful, temperate Virginia, where life gets cancelled if it snows and everybody stays inside and enjoys watching the snow fall. I was also one of four children at home, and when it came time to shovel the driveway, there were four of us to do the dirty work. Also there were no sidewalks, since we don't believe in them ( Read more... )

Once upon a time it was warm in Provo ( Read more... )

Today as I was shaving my legs, my razor caught on my knee in a terrible way that I knew would result in much blood. It took three seconds to show up, but sure enough, there was blood. I haven't cut myself this badly since I was twelve, and I felt all kinds of stupid over it. I'm a grown woman, twenty-four years old! Surely I'm past this by now!

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Once upon a time I decided I could wear whatever I wanted; then I went to school and froze to death in April when it snowed and the wind blew a chilly breeze that froze my ears off. I kind of wanted those ears. Farewell, apparently useless appendage ( Read more... )

I've got to work on my message-leaving abilities. I just left Boy Who Smiles a message, and it's quite possibly the dumbest message I've ever left, and I've left my fair share of dumb messages. Note to self: plan out what you're going to say before you say it ( Read more... )

I'm going to freeze to death this winter.

I need a new roommate who understands the value of heat.

*shiver*

Also, it is cold in Antwerp.

The end.

*brrrrrrrrr*