So. Basically. The thing is ( Read more... )

So--I'm in the not-unusual position of wanting to Communicate, but not having the stamina or inspiration for writing/finishing long fic or attempting meta ( Read more... )

Y'all fail at coming up with stuff I'll never ever write. :D

In other words, I wrote stuff!

The one where Barry Allen and Ollie work out their differences. IN BED. Hal Jordan not included, for glossing.
The one where Superman and Mr. Mxyzptlk resolve their tensions via sex, for ratcreature.
Helmut Zemo, Hooker catering to Nazi fetishes; and Well-oiled Machine, the ( Read more... )

From penknife:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Or laugh my head off and write Cap/Falc instead. :)

mississippienne asked for ( Top five things Cap wishes he had told another Avenger. )

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rayshell22 asked for ( Five Golden Age JSA slash pairings nobody thought of, but make an weird sort of sense. )

littledarkvoice asked for ( Five times Arisia convinced a male GL that wearing a dress was a good idea. )

mizzmarvel decided to SHOCK me (are you okay, dear? Are you *sure* you didn't mean Five times Namor and Jim Hammond had sex?) and ask for ( Five times Connor Hawke was just like his dad. )

poisonivory asked for ( Five times Guy Gardner got punched in the face. )