"Pssst. Got something to tell you."
"Go away. I'm writing."
"And I'm your muse, so when you're writing, I get to stay."
"You already did the inspiration routine. Then you went to Aruba for six months and left me to research, redraft, and give myself an ulcer. Now go away."
"Can't."
"Why the hell not?"
"Got something to tell you."
"Oh, fine.
(
Read more... )