One thing we know how to do here in Wisconsin is drink and party. Mostly because there's a lot of people here but not much else to do, especially in the long ass winters. So it figures that the shit that's been going down in Egypt / Tunisia / Libya would hit the fan here soon, as any reason to party in the streets is a good one here ( Read more... )

My spill-proof coffee mug at work (these days it's just a black/green tea mug and occasionally a diet soda mug as I've mostly given up coffee) has been in service to me for more than 10 years at different jobs. For most of these years it has had a big Britney Spears sticker stuck to the side of it, the result of a lunch date at Taco Bell with a ( Read more... )

Summer seems to be minus something. The other 9 months of the year I look forward to those 3 months that I can go outside without being chased by polar bears, where I can be sitting outside and unsuspectingly a few bottles of beer will accidentally get poured into my stomach, where bluebirds will fly around my head after a few drinks and I can ( Read more... )

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If you're looking for a way to defrost your refrigerator that involves the least possible effort, here's my recommendation ( Read more... )

I have a plastic knife and I'm slicing up the last sliver of muenster cheese that I have because I forgot to get more cheese when I was at the store and what I have left needs to cover the inside of my bagel. Muenster is notsoeasy to slice as it is very squishy and in a state of matter that more resembles plasma than solids ( Read more... )