Title: Four Paints Dean Failed to Use and One He Succeeded With
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: PG
Pairing/Characters: Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnegan, Dean Thomas/Luna Lovegood, Luna/Dean/Seamus
Word Count: 1800
A/N: Once again, butterfly_kate asks for comment fic and it blows up into this nonsense.

( He needs to paint Ted’s face, fire casting shadows under his cheekbones as he laughs )

Title: Five Times Fred and George Got Away With It
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1000+
Contains: Fred and George. Really, that's all I need to say.
Characters/Pairings: Fred, George, Lee Jordan, wee!Ginny
A/N: redonthefly asked, and I complied. Admittedly far far later than I should have.

( they aren't quite brave enough, not yet, to give it a go in front of Mum )

Title: Five Times Luna Acted Wildly Inappropriate and Dean Loved Her For It
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1900
Characters/Pairings: Luna/Dean, Luna/Dean/Seamus
Contains: wanking (the good kind), threesome
A/N: Because butterfly_kate is a baaaaaad influence. Don't blame me, blame her.

( He is in no hurry until the door suddenly opens and he has to scramble to cover his lap with as much of the blanket as he can grab in the space of 3 seconds )

Title: Five Times Crookshanks Chose to Let Redboy Stick Around
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: G
Word Count: ~700
Characters/Pairings: Crookshanks, Ron/Hermione
A/N: Because rougered asked for it.

( Crookshanks love is the best love )

Title: Five Mildly Unusual Things Ginny Weasley Finds Sexy About Harry Potter
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~650
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Ginny
A/N: At magglenagall's request. Lulz.

( Also known as why I don't write H/G )