me: *cough*cough*
mom: picks up a bottle of wine 
mom: "here, this'll fix ya!"

when i got up in the morning, i looked at my phone, and it was back to normal.  service and all.

when i once again picked up the phone to set the alarm tonight, it said the same thing again.

"searching"

what, did i somehow end up on some new plan that doesn't work in the middle of the night or something???

maybe i should call mom and ask what's going ( Read more... )

for some reason, my cell phone no longer has signal.  it's not that it can't reach a tower... i have five bars.  but i can't use it.  i tried calling my voicemail, and it said "emergency calls only".
what???
i want my phone back.
and i can't exactly call my mom and ask what's going on either...

1) i finally cleaned out the shitty car so my mom can donate it. i filled an entire large grocery bag with recyclables and another large grocery bag plus a target bag with garbage. the only salvageable items i pulled out were two ice scrapers and two pair of sunglasses. wow. the great part is when i opened the back door, i was showered with ( Read more... )

today was the best day i've had in a hell of a long time
a lot of really good things
a billion smiles
and a ton of laughter
and friends
and family
and freedom
...from a number of things...

and the thing is, some not-so-good things happened today
like... i really want to throw my advisor out the window
onto sharp, jagged rocks
...oh, yes, my former ( Read more... )

i stopped myself from finishing that sentence. even though there was nobody else in the room while i was yelling it, i decided it was probably an inappropriate comment ( Read more... )

for those who don't have 18 minutes to sit and listen to me babble, here's the summary of the voice post ( Read more... )

i pretty much want today to go away ( Read more... )

it is to check expiration dates ( Read more... )

i like the smell of onion on my hands after chopping them ( Read more... )