“Although many residents of his hometown claim they heard a sonic boom as he passed overheard, Glenn had only farted.”

Gods finally call John Glenn back to Olympus

From a "Welcome new hire" e-mail today.

"We're all happy to have you on boar! :)"

OMG, this is completely NSFW, and probably completely sexist and not fair (a friend rightly pointed out that if this had been done to a woman, we’d all be livid) but it’s also the first really good laugh I’ve had in a while.

As reported by the Washington Post (SFW)) and several of my progressive liberal friends on Facebook, naked statues of The ( Read more... )

Ever feel like you’re arguing with a brick wall? Scores of Trump supporters have been doing something just like that-fighting with an automated Twitter robot that spouts nonsense.

”… the bot tends to get pretty inflammatory and makes no sense, which I think clearly speaks to the kind of person who supports Trump.”

A Twitter bot is beating Trump ( Read more... )

If I forget to open the paper-catch tray on my new printer, when I go to print something out, my printer forcibly opens the door for me ( Read more... )

I have a new nickname for He Who Must Not Be Named (for the fear that, like Beetlejuice, if you say his name too often you might accidentally summon him).

I don’t think I need to tell you who I’m talking about, it should be obvious.

Esquire calls him “The Vulgar Talking Yam.”

OMG, I cannot stop giggling over this. It’s SO PERFECT!

Saturday night we introduced Shary to our favorite way to learn German on YouTube - German with the German with Flula!

And then I gave Shary a pop quiz on Sunday. Walking down the road, I said, “And Julie is a….*very loud and rude fart*?”

I was so proud. She immediately piped up with Arschgeige!

I was surfing around on Tumblr and reading a couple of people who interest me (but who post way too much stuff for me to want to follow them) and I stumbled across a link to what is probably the most ridiculous fanwork I’ve ever seen ( Read more... )

Parking these here so I can find them again later.
"Les Beaux Frères"

Top Chef

"La Serviette" (the towel)

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