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I am sitting at this bar and all I can hear is the drunk guys a coupe of booths over who are throwing paper on the floor to try to get the waitresses to bend over so they can get a good look at her ass. And a cowboy just walked by.

I have no idea where the people I came here ( Read more... )

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As I have alluded to in the past, my life can be very unique.  Pretty much every day that I go to work, I can expect something bizarre to happen.  Just this past week, quite a few things happened. I guess I will break it down a little bit:

1. This one day, I was driving around ( ( Read more... )

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Or the words that most retail employees long to hear, but know will never come true….

I can’t tell you how many times I have had someone say this to me. It’s almost as if they think that by threatening to never shop at the store I am working at, I will lose my job. What they ( Read more... )

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Well, so far I have been to 2 different days of Mosaic, which is a big cultural festival we have every year where you can experince the food, music, dance, and more of over 20 different cultures and pavilions. The places I have “visited” so far are:

• Scotland - Bagpipes ( Read more... )

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I almost forgot that I said I was going to post something today - there is no guarantee it will be any good - in fact, I think it is gonna just be a recap of what I did today…

• I got up at 11 am…I had to be at work at 11:30 am
• I somehow manged to get myself ready on time, got out ( Read more... )

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The Brygmann Curse. What is this curse that I speak of, you may ask. Well sit back gentle (I hope) reader and I shall regail you with a tale of this curse.

This curse is something which has plagued the students that live in Brygmann for some time now. The general idea behind is ( Read more... )

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So the other day our smoke detector went off…not because there was a fire, but rather because every single time we turn the oven on it sets the smoke detector off….maybe we should get that checked out?

Anyways, the smoke detector and the doorbell and right beside each other (no ( Read more... )

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So, today I went to work…and had an adventure at the mall. Here is a picture of said mall:


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So, I am downtown. I am at the mall. I’m about to eat my lunch. Of course, it is only 10:30 am…but don’t let that distract you from the fact that I am indeed eating lunch.

Point 1: A guy (who I do not know) decides the table I am at is where he should sit. Great. It’s not like ( Read more... )

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Well, I think I should maybe actually get back to blogging…and as a start, here is how I spent my long weekend.

First off, the rapture didn’t happen…as you can probably tell. But that isn’t really what I did. Instead…I cleaned. And cleaned. And cleaned. At the end of it, I had a ( Read more... )