These things seem to happen far too often
Originally published at Tyler Parker. Please leave any comments there.
So, I am downtown. I am at the mall. I’m about to eat my lunch. Of course, it is only 10:30 am…but don’t let that distract you from the fact that I am indeed eating lunch.
Point 1: A guy (who I do not know) decides the table I am at is where he should sit. Great. It’s not like there are a whole bunch of tables all over that are empty. But I digress. SO, he sits down - and I can’t move cause I am already eating. He starts to eat. Halfway through, he decides to tell me that he had never had root beer before but that one he is having then is the greatest so far, but he was going to have to try one from each place in the mall before he could make a final choice.
Point 2: Again, I am in the mall. I park there, so I tend to be there a lot. An older women walks up to me and asks if I would like to buy two dozen cabbage rolls. I say no and slowly walk away.
Point 3: I am in a park downtown. A woman walks up and starts to tell me how a building (not someone in the building, but the building itself) hadd sold her a smokie. Also…a diet coke. That i weird, I keep walking, and don’t look back.
I am sure there are other things, and as I remember them, maybe I will post them here.