I just got a sex spam message on my post about spam and livejournal's whitelist.

I AM AMUSED.

twotone has the explanation: Livejournal has been placed on the Spamhaus black list.

Relatedly, there's a paid user account petition going on for people demanding better customer services.

Edit: engram_au continues to be awesome, and has come up with a temporary solution. I'm off to create a purpose-built gmail, and set up a livejournal-jabber now. ^_^

LMAO SO HARD! Its been the week for social networking spam I SWEAR, first I get random facebook Nigerian bank account spam via pm instead of the usual email flavour and today I get friended by "Live Free or Die," http://avpknyesh.livejournal.com/

I wonder if he's best friends with ymp's Mr Decency? ( Read more... )

With the sickness. And rather than feeling better as the day progresses, I'm getting more and more side effects. Joy ( Read more... )

LMAO!! Okay this is seriously a spam that I got just then:

Subject: A Serious Theory

LAWLZ VIaGRA!

God I love this stuff: From "fighting rats" (Dude someone should buy that domain, that rules!) entitled "LETTERS" :-

( For ashes nuclear winter While hunker Deep salt... )

Diann Washington, sent me an email l337ly entitled "0K":

merrily, as though the exhausting night, the nervous tension that still made
had spilled bitumen. That was all that was left of them, it was even
bullet. In case of an accident like Father's."Its deep. I wonder what the importance of the punctuation at the end but not the beginning ( Read more... )

The subject line for a "How would YOU like to have great sex?" email:

What happens if you get scared to death ... twice?

What indeed, we say, what indeed..?

Yvonne: btw - I got good spam today that made me think of you.
Yvonne: Penis enlarging patches that promise an extra 3-4" of length, plus the ability to ejaculate like a porn star. XD I was very amused.
Nett: THAT made you think of me?!?!? XD
Yvonne: Sadly, yes ( Read more... )

Speaking of spam. Which we kinda weren't, but anyway. I just got one spam email that slipped through my security cracks addressed to: Leroy J.

My day? IS MADE!