I R SICK.

Nov 21, 2006 11:46

With the sickness. And rather than feeling better as the day progresses, I'm getting more and more side effects. Joy.

Java, however, DOES appear to be better. So either the antibiotics did their job with their healing powah, or the hernia went back in... O_O;; LETS HOPE IT BE LE FORMER! BE BETTER MA KITTY!!!

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And now for some misdirection to distract everyone from sickness: SPAM!

I got this spam from one Joe W. Lancaster (coming to a 80s cop show near you!), entitled: extraction. It reads like the start of a VERY weird play:

Scarlett: THE WAR AGAINST THE MALE SPECIES!
Genevieve: Hey Jared, can you help me with my acting exercises I have to do for class? Her next goal was to have sex with three different men.
Genevieve: No, really.
Phyllis: I could have handled that on my own, thank you very much. I see people who, for the promise of a huge enough profit, will do just about anything. Perhaps my wishes would be granted. Her next goal was to have sex with three different men. But with the potential of running wild at college, will Genevieve behave herself, or cause trouble? Also, the face frequently featured in Tiger Beat is notoriously single, and not for lack of girls throwing themselves at him. Energy moving from one person to another...

Genevieve is obviously schizophrenic, Phyllis styles herself after a narrator and Scarlett is prone to loud ejaculations. Perhaps she is attempting to show symptoms of tourettes but doesn't know exactly what it entails. Or they're all Sims characters. YOU DECIDE!

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Jill's been raging about the vainglorious crack talk that is the idea of a new military draft in the US at me in an attempt to vent and I believe distract me from exclaiming UGH every four minutes.

Apparently one of his theories is that if everyone's kids (atleast its equal opportunity crack talk) were drafted into the military, there would be no war.

THAT IS THE MOST AIRTIGHT THEORY I'VE EVER HEARD! REP. CHARLES RANGEL IS SMARTZ! LOOKS HE SAYS UNDERSCORE INSTEAD OF UNDERLINE BECAUSE HE'S LEETZ!

Charlie? I _underscore my completely obvious opinion of you_

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Bec likes to sigh. She should be at the hospital with her uncle and mum by now. Think I should tempt her into watching Veronica Mars with me to make her even later? Its for her own good. Surely.

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Quick Volks Tony spammage:

Awww Tony + Koyha couple & cause I'm always looking for him, the hawt Tony vampire face-up. I also had no idea that Siyah had a Tony.

sick, spam, bjd, tony, volks, hernia, java, veronica mars

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