After finishing Season 1 of 24, Jack Bauer is now tied with Iron Man for the title of "Who I want to be when I grow up."

I realize that over this long weekend I've had, I've played nearly 24 hours of D&D between Saturday night & Tuesday morning. Amazing ( Read more... )

I often hear people tell me that malta tastes like burnt marshmallows. Upon hearing this description, I always come under the impression that these people's taste buds have been under severe nerve damage through various torture devices, or they've had interesting food choices to accompany such a drink ( Read more... )

The Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia
This video has nothing to do with the movie or book at all, though I find it very reminiscent of Rap Video by the Olde English comedy troupe.
I have to check these guys out now.

Never put a bumper sticker on your car that says you're an organ donor.
The person behind you just might be on a waiting list, and desperate.

A truck passed by me with the large words "GOD IS THE ANSWER" imprinted on its backside. At the time, I was wondering how I would go about knocking over all the annoying barricades placed on the highway nearby Homestead due to the races, it all became so clear to me:
God can knock them down for me!I then began wondering what other questions I can ( Read more... )

In a time so long ago in the history of the Web, every prepubescent male teenager signed up on GeoCities (affectionately named GeoShitties at the time) and Angelfire to make their rendition of "TEH WORLD'S BEST WEBSITE EVAR!" complete with badly tiled backgrounds, countless animated GIFs and annoying MIDIs playing on page load. As an aside, I was ( Read more... )

Like a cloud his fingers explode ( Read more... )