A truck passed by me with the large words "GOD IS THE ANSWER" imprinted on its backside. At the time, I was wondering how I would go about knocking over all the annoying barricades placed on the highway nearby Homestead due to the races, it all became so clear to me:
God can knock them down for me!
I then began wondering what other questions I can answer with this new piece of wisdom I have acquired from the back of a pick-up truck, the possibilities are endless!
What is the coefficient of friction? God.
Who led the Confederacy in the War Between the States? God.
Paper or Plastic? God.
Cocaine or Meth? God.
Blue Album or
Green Album? God.
What is the possibility that I'll have a girlfriend any time in the near future? God...
RU THERE?!?! GOD!!!
What should I do today? God.
Who am I? God.
Damn, my life is complete now.