The advantages to having a big dik are innumerable
the advantages to having a big dik are innumerable
That's the subject line of a spam message I saw in my bulkmail (I take a boo at it before I clean it out as real email sometimes gets put in the bulkmail by mistake).
Leaving aside for a moment that "dik" is clearly a disguise for "dick" which represents the penis, the question is... in what way are the advantages of having a big one so numerous?
From a sexual perspective, there are limitations on the number of uses for the penis. There's the standard variations on fucking, sucking/licking and stroking. In all of these cases having a bigger penis can be advantageous for having more material to work with. However, bigger is not always better from the sucking and fucking point of view. Sometimes it's too big to usefully get in the mouth, vaginal opening or anus without pain or severe discomfort. It can provide inspiration for a variety of masturbatory items and ideas where size is less of a concern.
The more adventuresome of us delve also into CBT in all its variations. In this particular case, size does prove advantageous, mostly because it means having a larger field upon which to play. One can use so much more with a larger penis - landscape for manipulation, poking, prodding, squeezing, constricting, abrading, twisting, pulling, etc.
From a practical perspective the penis is useful as a delivery mechanism for sperm and the process of continuing the species, but in that regard, size is not at issue and therefore having a big "dik" provides no advantage.
From a less sexual or biological perspective, I suppose a bigger penis can be more useful as visual or even performance art. There was Puppetry of the Penis, so why not other types of performance using them? They can be used for sculpting, likenesses, providing inspiration for buildings and other phallic objects, etc. I suppose in that case, size is just a matter of using one's imagination and the availability of materials.
For those who like Hentai, the penis isn't even necessarily really a penis. It's possible that it's an exaggerated animated penis, but it could also be tentacles used as a phallus to penetrate several orifices simultaneously. Apparntly there is no other useful purpose for tentacles in Hentai, except perhaps for fondling very perky breasts. Giant phallus size is apparently a requirement in Hentai.
So while the advantages to having a big "dik" may be several, I wouldn't class them as innumerable by any stretch of the imagination.
Why yes, I am very silly about literalism. Why do you ask?
That's the subject line of a spam message I saw in my bulkmail (I take a boo at it before I clean it out as real email sometimes gets put in the bulkmail by mistake).
Leaving aside for a moment that "dik" is clearly a disguise for "dick" which represents the penis, the question is... in what way are the advantages of having a big one so numerous?
From a sexual perspective, there are limitations on the number of uses for the penis. There's the standard variations on fucking, sucking/licking and stroking. In all of these cases having a bigger penis can be advantageous for having more material to work with. However, bigger is not always better from the sucking and fucking point of view. Sometimes it's too big to usefully get in the mouth, vaginal opening or anus without pain or severe discomfort. It can provide inspiration for a variety of masturbatory items and ideas where size is less of a concern.
The more adventuresome of us delve also into CBT in all its variations. In this particular case, size does prove advantageous, mostly because it means having a larger field upon which to play. One can use so much more with a larger penis - landscape for manipulation, poking, prodding, squeezing, constricting, abrading, twisting, pulling, etc.
From a practical perspective the penis is useful as a delivery mechanism for sperm and the process of continuing the species, but in that regard, size is not at issue and therefore having a big "dik" provides no advantage.
From a less sexual or biological perspective, I suppose a bigger penis can be more useful as visual or even performance art. There was Puppetry of the Penis, so why not other types of performance using them? They can be used for sculpting, likenesses, providing inspiration for buildings and other phallic objects, etc. I suppose in that case, size is just a matter of using one's imagination and the availability of materials.
For those who like Hentai, the penis isn't even necessarily really a penis. It's possible that it's an exaggerated animated penis, but it could also be tentacles used as a phallus to penetrate several orifices simultaneously. Apparntly there is no other useful purpose for tentacles in Hentai, except perhaps for fondling very perky breasts. Giant phallus size is apparently a requirement in Hentai.
So while the advantages to having a big "dik" may be several, I wouldn't class them as innumerable by any stretch of the imagination.
Why yes, I am very silly about literalism. Why do you ask?