The advantages to having a big dik are innumerable

Dec 19, 2007 10:13

the advantages to having a big dik are innumerable

That's the subject line of a spam message I saw in my bulkmail (I take a boo at it before I clean it out as real email sometimes gets put in the bulkmail by mistake).

Leaving aside for a moment that "dik" is clearly a disguise for "dick" which represents the penis, the question is... ( in what way are the advantages so numerous? )

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yaksman December 19 2007, 19:32:15 UTC
you neglect

Pushing elevator buttons when one's hands are full
Checking water temperature
Put a bit of chewing gum on the end and use it to fish keys out of tight spaces
Propping up one's laptop
Used as a cudgel in a self-defense context

Or, given the cumulative effects of the spam in my trashcan

Flagging down passing jetliners

(Chuck Norris once got an erection while walking down the street. There were 15 dead and 35 injured.)

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