Party was good. Everyone loved my spinach dip. We all tried out Bill and Cheryl's new recliner with built in massage... they almost didn't get Blanca out. The gift exchange was fun, Everyone drew numbers, and had to pick in order. When it came to your turn you could either choose to open an unwrapped gift, or steal a previously opened gift from ( Read more... )

I used up every bit of self control that I possess not strangling my child tonight. It's gone. There will be no watching calories tonight. oh no. In fact, the rum came out right before dinner, and it's not going back in the freezer until I'm good and buzzed. So here's the story:

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Goddammit. If I turn the swamp cooler on I freeze my ass off. If I turn it off I start sweating. This is so not fair! I'm drunk.