Disclaimer: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me; they are the brain children of Gordon, Bernero and Erica Messer.
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Warnings: There be slightly porny waters ahead; nothing very explicit, mostly just schmoopy.
Genres: Slash, Romance, Post-Ep
Spoilers: Up to and including 7x01, "It Takes A Village."
Characters/Pairings ( Read more... )

Disclaimers: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me, they belong to Bernero, Gordon, et al.
Rating: NC-17/FRAO (Pornz ahoy)
Genre: Het/Threesome/slight bondage
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Hotch/Prentiss/Rossi

Note: Written for Porn Battle XI: Eleven Days of Porn, for the prompts "tradeoffs" and "handcuffs."

Summary:

( It starts, as many things do, because David Rossi has a big mouth. )

The rest of the end quote:

" [love] completes many things,
and warrants them to take effect,

where he who does not love would faint and lie down."

Yeah, that's pretty much it.  Oh, you wanted rational thought? I'm so sorry, tonight's Hotch ep has decircuited my brain. :)

( there's nothing you can do that can't be done )

The thing is, I've always been more partial to the Rossi episodes than I might let on. And this is no exception.

( Eff Proust, I'll go with Mark Twain. )

So, it's 10:05 EST, and I've been bawling for the past 10 minutes over a television show. And despite what people who shall remain my mother might say, I don't do this all that often. But like most people in this episode, I must defer to the power of forces greater than myself. Like the CM writing staff and cast.

( The only thing you can trust is the ground beneath you. Until one day, it shifts. )

The internet is back up here, and I'm relearning a full-size keyboard. So: IT'S COMMENT FIC A-GO-GO!

Or, why Em seems congenitally not able to write anything short.  Yet again, the credit goes to my muses, melliyna  and katewallace , without whom I am nothing.

Disclaimers: Nothing in either the West Wing or Criminal Minds fandom belongs to me. They belong to Sorkin, ( Read more... )

Disclaimers: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me, they belong to Bernero, Gordon, et al. I just have lots of fun playing in their sandbox. And all the lyrics quoted here in belong to the Man in Black, used in homage.
Rating: FRC. Completely cracky fluff fic. Only a few scattered salty words.
Genre: Gen/Crack-Fic/Song-Fic/Friendship
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Disclaimers: Neither  Hotch, nor Rossi belong to me; they are the playthings of Bernero, et al.
Rating: FRC. Bickering, bickering, bickering then angst.
Genre: Missing Scenes/Gen/H/C
Spoilers:  Set during 5.21, "Exit Wounds."
Characters:  Rossi,  Hotch.

Note: a) Title shamelessly pluralized and ripped off from Sir Terry Pratchett.
b)This idea had ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: None of the people from the Criminal Minds universe belong to me. I only play with them somewhat ungently, and put them back when I'm done.
Rating: FRT (no gore, lots and lots and lots of angst.)
Genre: Gen/Future!Fic/Angst
Series: Dragon'Verse
Spoilers: Future!Fic, so everything up to 5x19, basically. Explicitly for 4.25/25-5.09, AKA the ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: None of the characters used herein belong to me, nor do I make any money of them.  Hotch, Dave and the rest belong to Bernero, Gordon et al.
Rating: FRC. Implied Dave-whump.
Genre: Gen; Hurt/Comfort
Spoilers: General, S5, nothing specific.
Characters: Hotch, Rossi
Note: a) Written as comment-fic for melliyna , who wanted "Rossi-in-peril." It ( Read more... )