Disclaimer: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me; they are the brain children of Gordon, Bernero and Erica Messer.
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Warnings: There be slightly porny waters ahead; nothing very explicit, mostly just schmoopy.
Genres: Slash, Romance, Post-Ep
Spoilers: Up to and including 7x01, "It Takes A Village."
Characters/Pairings ( Read more... )

Disclaimers: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me, they belong to Bernero, Gordon, et al.
Rating: NC-17/FRAO (Pornz ahoy)
Genre: Het/Threesome/slight bondage
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Hotch/Prentiss/Rossi

Note: Written for Porn Battle XI: Eleven Days of Porn, for the prompts "tradeoffs" and "handcuffs."

Summary:

( It starts, as many things do, because David Rossi has a big mouth. )

The rest of the end quote:

" [love] completes many things,
and warrants them to take effect,

where he who does not love would faint and lie down."

Yeah, that's pretty much it.  Oh, you wanted rational thought? I'm so sorry, tonight's Hotch ep has decircuited my brain. :)

( there's nothing you can do that can't be done )

Fic in-joke: Okay, apparently I completely missed where they were going with this when I wrote "The Bakery Bandit". Or, hopefully, we'll get that bit of it later. But: OH BABY GIRL.
( We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin- Andre Berthiaume )

The thing is, I've always been more partial to the Rossi episodes than I might let on. And this is no exception.

( Eff Proust, I'll go with Mark Twain. )

Disclaimers: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me, they belong to Bernero, Gordon, et al. If I did own them, or CBS, THERE WOULD BE NO NEED TO WRITE THIS FIC. D:
Rating: FRC. This fic Haz A Sad.
Genre: Gen/Post-Ep/ Friendship
Spoilers: 6.02, "JJ"; it is a post-ep, act accordingly.
Characters: Hotch and Garcia, mentions of the rest.
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So, it's 10:05 EST, and I've been bawling for the past 10 minutes over a television show. And despite what people who shall remain my mother might say, I don't do this all that often. But like most people in this episode, I must defer to the power of forces greater than myself. Like the CM writing staff and cast.

( The only thing you can trust is the ground beneath you. Until one day, it shifts. )

I was so pissed in July when the news came. So pissed. But there's still so much I love about the show, and they've sucked me in for the time being.

Oh, Ellie Spicer. Ellie, you are my girl, forever. "We're not a team." Saving the little boy. Snarking off to Billy Flynn. Remaining essentially Ellie throughout. Who knows how the rest of your life ( Read more... )

The internet is back up here, and I'm relearning a full-size keyboard. So: IT'S COMMENT FIC A-GO-GO!

Or, why Em seems congenitally not able to write anything short.  Yet again, the credit goes to my muses, melliyna  and katewallace , without whom I am nothing.

Disclaimers: Nothing in either the West Wing or Criminal Minds fandom belongs to me. They belong to Sorkin, ( Read more... )

Disclaimers: No member of the Criminal Minds team belongs to me, they belong to Bernero, Gordon, et al. Even though if they gave me Hotch and/or Garcia for Christmas, I'd be thrilled. All the lyrics quoted here in belong to their attributed authors, and the sea shanty is by Charles Wingate.
Rating: FRC. Angst, some Hotch-whump, but nothing ( Read more... )