masterlist

[bcnf3nf]

hi! let's get this out of the way.





these are ordered by date, some (bangtans) will redirect to tumblr.

★s are somewhat my favorites, [!] are warnings! please take seriously

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exo

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  it's nice seeing you
  
  baekhyun/jongdae | pg-13 | ~1.5k
  his mind was telling him to run for it, that How I Met Your Mother was definitely a good enough serial to watch without popcorn and soda.
  
  
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  this is stupid
  
  baekhyun/jongdae | pg-13 | ~1.2k
  (mama era) You’re better at everything, why do you have to be main vocal and get us separated?
  
  
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  dangerously close
  
  joonmyeon/yifan, (past) chanyeol/yifan, (slight) luhan/minseok | pg-13 | ~8.1k
  "If I were a socially awkward penguin, he’d be Antarctica," Yifan continues. "Only warmer."
  
  
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  singin' in the rain
  
  baekhyun/jongdae | g | ~406 words
  Baekhyun kept his head down, he wasn't ready to face Jongdae.
  
  
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  ★ it's you i see
  
  chanyeol/jongdae, chinguline | pg-13 | ~4.5k
  (harry potter au) And Jongdae will be like, 'Oh I keep seeing you everywhere,' and realize that he is in love with me!
  
  
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  i’m a hot air balloon that could go to space
  
  joonmyun/everyone| g | ~3.2k
  And with a lot of effort to bring Kyungsoo and Jongin into the group, Joonmyun finally gets that hug he's been wanting all week
  
  
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  get to the point
  
  jongin/sehun| pg-13 | ~995 words
  This is twisted, this is not okay-this is a crisis.
  
  
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  often not often at all
  
  chanyeol | pg-13 | ~837 words
  I want to give a memorable best man speech for the man of the hour
  [!] implied character death
  
  
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  rinse, repeat
  
  kyungsoo | pg-13 | ~629 words
  He blinks, and blinks, and blinks, until he makes out a white door
  [!] mentions of blood + violence
  
  
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  ★ the usual
  
  baekhyun/jongin, (side) baekhyun/jongdae, as always | pg-13 | ~650 words
  Jongin doesn't exactly have a good taste in men.
  
  
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  deja vu
  
  baekhyun/jongdae | pg-13 | ~535 words
  He remembers separate promotions being hard, but not this hard.
  
  
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  ★ dark red
  
  chanyeol/jongin | pg-13 | ~2.9k
  (zombie au) I'm still here, hyung, Jongin wants to say. But it's too hard right now, he's too weak and something else is inside him.
  [!] violence, gore, self-harm, suicide & suicidal tendencies, character death
  
  
• 
  have a super time!
  
  baekhyun/girl!kyungsoo, chanyeol/girl!kyungsoo, (slight) jongdae/girl!kyungsoo | pg-13 | ~8.6k
  Sometimes Baekhyun wonders about his past life and the amount of sin he must have done to be stuck babysitting two adults with offensive superpowers.
  [!] not that i think this should be a warning, but well genderswap
  
  
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  quest for the other half
  
  chanyeol/jongdae | pg-13 | ~8k
  Chanyeol doesn't even believe in the whole soulmate concept-he's just testing the artifact, make sure it's real. That should be part of his job, right?
  
  
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  i'm pink and black and blue (for you)
  
  jongdae/kyungsoo | pg-13 | ~6.4k
  No matter how Jongdae thinks about it, Kyungsoo is an A+ kind of roommate.
  
  
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  ★ am i living my dreams (or am i losing it)
  
  baekhyun/jongdae | pg-13 | ~4.2k
  Baekhyun wasn't wrong when he said that there's no way he and Jongdae can be friends-not when one of them is bound to reach a dream robbed from the other.
  
  
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  quit playing games with my heart
  
  baekhyun/jongdae | pg-13 | ~3.9k
  (gaming au) As the healer friends he knows keep disappointing him and choosing education over fun, Jongdae has no other choice but to try and once again brave the woods alone. An annoying stranger greets him upon arrival.
  
  

bangtan

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  stranger by the door
  
  hoseok/taehyung | pg-13 | ~1.4k
  Hoseok doesn't know much about waking up to finding strangers sleeping in the living room, but he's pretty sure Hi isn't normally the first thing to say.
  
  
• 
  pop! goes my heart
  
  jimin/jungkook | pg-13 | ~756 words
  "..Like, tilt your head more, put your hand on the back of her head-no! No! You're hopeless."
  
  
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  same difference
  
  namjoon/seokjin | pg-13 | ~867 words
  Seokjin wonders if it’s normal to be this curious about a stranger.
  
  
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  visual
  
  seokjin | pg-13 | ~435 words
  Yes, I definitely think I'm the most handsome, he replies. Smooth and rehearsed, unlike his dance, like everybody always points out.
  
  
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  ★ cheer factor
  
  hoseok/jimin | pg-13 | ~1.2k
  There is a certain peace in having the freedom to do anything you want, except all Jimin wants is attention, which he doesn't get unless he's on stage.
  
  
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  ★ sleeping awake
  
  yoongi, (somewhat) taehyung/yoongi | g | ~370 words
  It’s hard to find Taehyung in such stillness, so sometimes Yoongi allows his sight to linger.
  
  
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  number two
  
  yoongi, (somewhat) namjoon/yoongi | g | ~450 words
  Namjoon snores so loud-it’s irritating.
  
  
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  phase out
  
  taehyung/yoongi | pg-13 | ~500 words
  From the way Taehyung nuzzles his neck, giggling slightly, and how good it makes him feel, Yoongi knows he’s going to regret this.
  
  
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  it's fine
  
  hoseok/yoongi | pg-13 | ~800 words
  The worst decision regarding this particular date is to let Yoongi handle the planning.
  
  
• 
  ★ verse, reverse
  
  namjoon, (somewhat) namjoon/yoongi, (slight) namjoon/seokjin | pg-13 | ~900 words
  "Rapmonie is a cute nickname, Namjoon."
  
  
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  it's fun
  
  hoseok/yoongi, (mentioned) namjoon/seokjin | pg-13 | ~1.1k
  Surprise, it turns out, is a whole day in a colorful amusement park.
  
  
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  ah, kids
  
  seokjin/yoongi | pg-13 | ~1.2k
  "Maybe we should check on the kids first," Yoongi suggests after their third lap around Toys R Us.
  
  
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  take no for an answer
  
  girl!hoseok/yoongi | nc-17 | ~1.3k
  It’s not that she doesn’t love him.
  [!] dub-con (also if you're looking for porn this only contains tiny little bits...... just fyi)
  
  
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  converse
  
  yoongi, (somewhat) namjoon/yoongi | g | ~620 words
  it’s not like he can forget years of anger overnight
  
  
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  hello, hello
  
  bangtan, (slight) namjoon/seokjin | pg-13 | ~900 words
  (superpowers au) Someone new is coming.
  
  
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  it's not what i didn't feel (it's what i didn't show)
  
  jimin/yoongi | pg-13 | ~980 words
  Jimin looks so adorable asleep. Well, he is also adorable awake-maybe Jimin is just adorable in general.
  
  
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  skipping dinner
  
  namjoon/seokjin | pg-13 | ~700 words
  Of course, he blames Seokjin. Who looks that good after a long, tiring day, Namjoon remembers thinking.
  
  
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  back to black
  
  hoseok/yoongi | pg-13 | ~1.3k
  Yoongi isn’t sure what forever means anymore.
  [!] character death
  
  
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  birthday mornings
  
  namjoon | pg-13 | ~1.1k
  Birthdays don't usually mean much to Namjoon, but it's hard to deny the happiness when people go to great lengths to make you a worldwide Twitter trend.
  
  
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  a way with words
  
  hoseok/yoongi | pg-13 | ~725 words
  Yoongi finds the perfect word
  
  
• 
  ★★★ seconds to none
  
  bangtan | r | ~1.6k
  Yoongi hates eulogies. We Are Bulletproof might as well be theirs, with the way it speaks so highly of the mighty Bangtan, emphasizing on the good and completely ignoring the bad.
  [!] self-harm, character death(s), suicide(s)-hanging, gunshot, free fall, drowning, vehicle crash, pills, cutting
  
  
• 
  perks and recreations
  
  hoseok/yoongi | r | ~800 words
  "this is due in an hour," he warns, scooting away from hoseok in a futile attempt to choose education over sex.
  [!] barely-there sex, lapslock
  
  
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  ctrl+c, ctrl+v
  
  taehyung/yoongi | pg-13 | ~695 words
  Yoongi doesn’t do feelings. | Taehyung does this to everyone.
  
• 
  
  okay, but why
  
  jimin, (slight) namjoon/seokjin, (slight) taehyung/yoongi | pg-13 | ~1.8k
  It’s the single most bizarre show on the history of television, and Jimin swears he’s going to fire Taehyung right after the first episode.
  
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  close knit
  
  taehyung/yoongi | pg-13 | ~950 words
  "There’s a bunch of cheap date ideas, can we please, please, please do them?!"
  
• 
  
  hit/miss
  
  seokjin | pg-13 | ~500 words
  seokjin learns to take lessons
  
• 
  
  tech me your ways
  
  hoseok/yoongi | pg-13 | ~1.5k
  when in doubt, press 9, thinks hoseok. (at the very least he gets to hear mr. nice voice).
  
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  quit the fandom (enter the mine-dom)
  
  hoseok/yoongi | pg-13 | ~4.3k
  Having spent a good five years of his life hopping from one fandom to another, Hoseok would like to think that he is highly experienced at what he does. The thing is, Gloss is something of an exception.
  
• 
  
  ★ can't remember forgetting you
  
  (sort of) hoseok/namjoon, namjoon/seokjin | pg-13 | ~1.8k
  If Hoseok tries hard enough, maybe he can still list all the Namjoon moments in his life-namely all the things Namjoon broke, and he helped fix.
  
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  how long til i wake up (next to you)
  
  namjoon/seokjin | pg-13 | ~625 words
  Namjoon laughs. He thinks it’s nice that they’re talking about marriage just as casually as discussing grocery shopping.
  
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  maybe tomorrow
  
  taehyung/yoongi | pg-13 | ~530 words
  one second delay before taehyung flashes his wide grin. yoongi still knows he’s upset.
  
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  slow dancing in a burning room
  
  taehyung/yoongi | r | ~650 words
  yoongi is someone straight out of a sad john mayer song and taehyung sometimes questions why he stays.
  
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  ★ we have a situation
  
  hoseok/yoongi, (somewhat) taehyung/yoongi | pg-13 | ~750 words
  yoongi hates weddings. especially when it’s his own, and he’s locked in his dressing room because his wedding planner has a fucking crush on him.
  [!] mentions of violence as empty threats? idk