After reading my good friend carey_pontmercy's Sweeney Todd post, I decided to find the most amusing summaries in the Watchmen section of FF.net.

( Rated R for sax and vilolence. )

Word search time!

Word of the day, and of morbid curiosity to the pure amount of AAANGST I'll find: Prostitution.

Pokemon

Silk
James considers prostitution.

Oh yeah. This is going to be good.

( Here there be whores and way too much angst for anybody's well-being, along with some bad Rorschach Seussery )

Alright, since I'm in such a Watchmen-y mood, I decided to go dig up some badfic of my own. I almost settled for a Veidt one where he falls in love with a Sue from the exact second he first sees her, which is even faster than the Clockwork Orange Sue I did yesterday, but I decided to do that one later or leave it to someone else and found a ( Read more... )

I decided to make a trip to the The Watchmen's section of The Pit and, greeting me on the first page was the following:

You're My Thrill

Okay, title seems decent enough. But then, the summary:

Adrian tries to avoid all trouble before his utopy, changing all the things that brought Rorschach towards him. Starting with changing the life of ( Read more... )

There's just something wrong to me about someone in a Watchmen fic named "Candy".  Add being a sixteen year old girl who joins the Watchmen after a few days of crime fighting...well, let's just say that while the author's prose is pretty good (especially for FF.Net) and I think they have potential, it's not here.

It's overall not terrible, but, well ( Read more... )

A bit of an author's note I found while scrounging for Watchmen fics in The Pit:

I love sensitive Rorschach, what can I say?

Alright, gang, what's wrong with this statement?

I'd spork a full Watchmen fic, but I just don't know if I have the fortitude for that.

Found a fic called "Emotion" about Rorschach. Investigated further. OW.

It's about Rorschach being confused about some woman he saves, or decides not to kill, or something. It looks like the author has him mixed up with The Comedian and The Joker. What a lovechild that union would create.

Spork in bold.

( I'm feeling an emotion, too. Nauseated. )

Off-topic Sunday is here!

So, I was a little depressed after sporking that Watchmen monstrosity. I decided I wanted to make Rorschach icons, and scouting Google, I found this:

( Come with me if you want to LOL )

Because for some reason, I don't think it's Watchmen fans. I never did read the comics, but I found the movie really well done, and so I bravely went looking for fan fiction. ff.net didn't really come up with anything too sporkable, but I found a couple of websites which did. I wish I hadn't. Especially since aff.net is pretty much an unsafe place ( Read more... )